Fifteen Melbourne
(enter through Georges Parade)
Ph 1300 799 415
There has been a fair amount of controversy over Fifteen Melbourne. Surprisingly since opening on 20th September 2006 it has been relatively quiet, review wise. Vicious Ange was the first (and only so far) to have a look in. This was followed by the fuss that was the ejection of Stephen Downes, Herald Sun food critic, from Fifteens doors. And Ed over at Tomato has questioned the financial side of the foundation. But at the end of the day, I wanted to reserve my judgement until I had tried it out myself. And now I have.
Housed in the old Momo space, Fifteen has cottoned onto that oh so successful Melbourne equation of locating itself furtively in a laneway in the depths of a basement. I was here for lunch with T, an ol’ friend from way back. We have shared many culinary adventures together, and were looking forward to seeing what Fifteen could come up with.
Descending the stairs one is immediately greeted by a window showcasing the kitchen. It is a somewhat confronting entrance, especially when you find yourself looking down onto an apprentice hard at work trying not to look too self conscious. Zoo-like almost. The exposed brick and stainless steel is quite appealing though, and the little vases of parsley a nice touch.
The word “trattoria style” has been bandied about somewhat by Tobie. But what does this mean? To me it is red and white check tablecloths, candles in empty bottles of Chianti, and a wicker basket for your bread. Fifteen Melbourne is none of this. It is a contemporary and somewhat industrial space, colourful, slick in places and opulent in others. The artists impression of the bar area (which had Jamie aghast), actually works. The raffish colours are complementary and not so “in your face”, probably due to the fact the room is quite dark and offers that detraction.
Our table wasn’t ready on arrival, so we were seated in the bar area and offered the drinks menu. The front of house staff were quite something. Friendly, gregarious and engaging - the banter over the cocktail menu was quite entertaining. I choose a lovely little number called “five”, which was a concoction of pink grapefruit, basil and campari. As T and I kicked back with our aperitifs, we took in the circus that is Fifteen.
Holding up the other end of the table was a production crew of three; sound, camera and director. They were kicking back having a quick drink - obviously nothing worth capturing at that exact moment. But the place was busy. Not a free seat in the house, floor staff were whizzing around with drinks and plates of food, looking quite the part in their funky uniforms. And all eyes are on the open kitchen space. Tobie is at the pass, inspecting and rearranging dishes as they appear. Interestingly there are five qualified chefs on deck and eight apprentices. They are certainly well staffed.
We were shown to our table 20 minutes later and offered the menu, which for lunch is a la carte only (degustation is offered at dinner). The menu is created daily, although I’m sure the majority of it would remain a seasonal standard. Five choices of entree ($17 - $19), pasta ($16 - $20), main ($31 - $38) and dessert ($12 - $20) are offered, all with a decidedly modern Italian influence. Vegetarians can choose from the entree and pasta menu only - there are no main equivalents.
Ciabatta or light rye is offered, with a dipping bowl of Fifteen olive oil. I’m not sure if the bread is done in-house (I suspect not), but the oil was a beautiful late harvest product with plenty of fruit and pepper to tantalise the tastebuds.
For entree I chose the fried zucchini flowers with Murray River salt and lemon. The success of this dish relies entirely on the freshness of the sole ingredient. That being said, firm baby zucchini, still with their flower attached, were battered and deep-fried till crisp and golden. The little spears were generously sprinkled with salt and served with a lemon half. They certainly could be eaten without lemon, but it was a good accompaniment to cut through the fresh oily taste.
T went the finely sliced bresola (sic), roasted golden beets, horseradish creme fraiche, lemon zest and olive oil. This is a dish that certainly has Jamie Oliver written all over it (he of the messy chuck it artfully on a plate and voila!). Strewn haphazardly and horizontally, the shaved bresaola, or air dried salted beef, was dressed simply with olive oil and lemon zest. The teeny golden beets were little gems of sweetness, and the horseradish creme fraiche superbly complimentary. T lamented that there should have been more of the fraiche, just because it was so damn good. A winner of an entree.
I decided to leave the mains and go for the pasta, as the special of potato gnocchi with a ragout of kangaroo tail topped with an orange and rosemary gremolata and parmesan just sounded too damn appetising. The gnocchi were amazingly tender - I suspect they were heavy on the potato and light on the flour. But they were lukewarm, which was a lil’ disappointing. But the sauce - hello…perfection! The kangaroo was so tender it was just about falling to bits, and the caramelly braise of mirepoix added a subtle sweetness. The orange and rosemary gremolata was a superb aromatic highlight that I’ll be sure to add to my culinary repertoire.
T went the stracci pasta (which literally translates to “rags”), cherry tomato and basil sauce with a little balsamic and pecorino cheese. T could not get over how sweet and luscious the cherry tomatoes were. They remained whole, yet were obviously slow cooked/roasted till their natural sweetness came to the fore. The pecorino added the necessary saltiness, and the pasta rags were a delightfully silky.
Before I forget (…and get carried away with dessert), just a quick mention for the waiter who looked after us. She was delightfully knowledgeable on the wine list and recommended a great 2005 tempranillo for me and a voigner for T. Both great selections, despite the fact I forgot their names
Okay…dessert. I decided on the chocolate tart with orange and Vin Santo creme fraiche. The chocolate was unbelievably rich, dark, sweet and bitter in all the right places. The chocolate pastry was very thin and consequently a little overdone. It is always a hard to get it “just right” as you can’t really tell when it’s golden brown, as it’s so dark already! I couldn’t really detect the orange or Vin Santo in the creme fraiche either. But kudos to the absolute perfection of the velvety chocolate interior.
T went the divine vialano nano tiramisu (little twist on the traditional). Vicious Ange chose this dessert on her visit as well, and T concurred that it was an outstanding dish. The twist on the traditional was replacing saviorardi with a creamed coffee infused rice. It was bloody magnificent. And the crostoli were a wonderful touch. Nicely served on a timber board too.
We finished up with an excellent coffee and a bill totalling $158.00. That was for two people who had one cocktail, one glass of wine, entree, main, dessert and coffee each. Pricey? Hell yes. Was the food worth it? Well…er…somewhat. It was amazingly good food and the quality was excellent. But at the end of the day the techniques used to produce the food were not that complex (understandably). Seriously, Fifteen prices are not that far off Vue de monde’s (a mere dollar or two difference in some instances). And I know which one I would rather choose (hands down in fact) in a showdown.
So, in summary:
Pros: Giving disadvantaged youth an opportunity to learn a trade, wonderful use of quality ingredients, good food, location, decor, parsley features hanging from the ceiling, excellent front of house staff, wicked wine list, aesop handwash/cream in the bathroom.
Cons: Price. Crappy unisex toilets with cheap plastic seats.












October 14th, 2006 at 2:58 am
Man that gnocchi looked good though!! slow braised perfection - I’m salivating
great point about the price comparison with Vue. The thing with concepts like 15 is that it’s still a TV reality show, so they have to recoup their costs somewhere. It’s somewhat like My Restaurant Rules (when is that coming back anyway??). Great to check these things out though!
October 14th, 2006 at 3:17 am
As the one lucky enought to be ‘T’ I have to reiterate all that Mellie has said. So glad to have experienced it; especially the interesting mix of clientele (those there for the food, and then those there for the cameras…) I can only add one thing and it goes on the con list - having each course ripped away from me for a photo op before I was allowed a taste! Bloody bloggers…
October 14th, 2006 at 7:48 am
OKAY food is mostly about TASTE and then sometimes about LOOKS.
If I had the money I would still be lining up at Vue for the truffle shaved risottoand the wonderfully arranged plate. 15’s food looked and was described well by you. BUT do we go out to eat anything we could cook at home but can’t be bothered to?
Maybe Jamie’s food is purposefully designed you make it look like we can all do it at home.
I knbow we can’t but maybe one day I can.
Cheers Gillian
October 14th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Let me urge some solidarity among people who write about food — even bloggers — to ignore Fifteen following my ejection from it. Like Ed at Tomato, I’d love to look at its books. Oliver is not due to revisit the place until 2008 (he is just a figurehead, and there are Melburnians making a lot of money out of Fifteen, I suspect. What must also be said is that the ratio of qualified to unqualified staff in Fifteen’s kitchen has been inverted: they have twice as many unqualified staff.
October 14th, 2006 at 10:51 am
Interesting comments about Fifteen, especially since I know a few people who have spent their lives training kids with similar social profiles, or in one case significant intellectual disabilities to work in the hospitality industry.
A while ago you wrote about mole. I too am obsessed with it. I can’t quite work out all the different chilis though. Any suggestions on where to purchase a variety of chilis.
October 14th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
Glad you had a good experience too, in fact the a la carte menu sounds even better than the tasting menu, might have to give lunch a go one of these days too. The lunch prices do seem to be on the high side though, doesnt seem as bad when you are getting 6 courses - even if they are pretty small.
October 15th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Hi ElegantGourmand - uh huh, the kangaroo ragout/gnocchi was amazing. And the Vue comment is certainly one to make comparison with. For example, at VDM you could have the “Roast duck breast marinated in liquorice with duck farci kiev and mandarin foam” for $20.00. Or at Fifteen you get “Local grilled calamari with red chilli, rocket and lemon” for $19.00. Hmm.
Hey there T - so glad you finally broke your food blogging comment cherry
And was I really that bad? Thing is, I’m normally on my best behaviour when we dine (I usually repress my camera-toting food blogging ways). But I had to make an exception this one time!
G’day Ferg - you are right. Jamie O’s food has always been quite simple. That is why I think it is so appealing to many of us. His big thing is quality ingredients, fresh flavours, simple techniques and imparting a rustic style to the finished product. I have used his recipes quite a few times, and never failed.
Hi Greta - Mmm…mole. I seriously love the stuff. Perhaps try contacting Aztec Products. They are importers/wholesalers for mexican ingredients, including a vast array of chillis. They might be able to recommend a distributer close to you. Anyway, if you attempt mole, let me know the results. From what I understand there are over 20 ingredients!
Hey there Ange - yeah, at least with the degustation you are getting more plates/courses. I probably ended up paying the same amount as you (but I did get two glasses of plonk and the choice of a la carte), and only had three courses. I would love to try the degustation though. Perhaps next year when they have settled in a bit (and it’s easier to get a booking!).
And last (…but certainly not least), Mr.Downes. I do not heed your call to arms for all food writers — even bloggers ((ahem)) — to ignore Fifteen. Whatever their reason, well, that is between you and Fifteen. I am certainly not going to deprive myself of a culinary experience just because you have created for yourself a reputation that is less than popular in the restaurant world (no offence intended). So chill.
October 16th, 2006 at 2:03 am
*gulp* I’m thinking it’ll be a little while (and a few promotions or lotto wins) before I dine there… but good to read about in any case. Points to them for the story behind the restaurant (reminds me of Gloria Jeans coffee, but that was a prison). I cheer for any business/show that are looking to help others - while they try to make a buck or several for themselves.
October 25th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Hi there!
Really interesting review! I can’t wait to visit Fifteen someday (when I finally get a booking!).
I think the bread is done by Convent Bakery in Abbotsford - they also have branches in Kew and on Bridge road. Really yummy stuff; I buy their bread all the time!
xox Sarah
October 30th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Hi there Anna - uh huh, it sure ain’t cheap! And seriously, I question whether it is worth the money. I think they’ll be able to rest on their jamie-o laurels for a little while yet. But if they don’t life their game and/or reduce prices, it won’t be round too long I fear.
Hi Sarah - you are better off getting a lunch booking than a dinner one, so aim for that. Thanks for the Convent Bakery tip - I must go and try it out!
October 31st, 2006 at 11:32 pm
The success of Jamies food has always been the fact that you can easily cook it at home, thus his restaurants will follow that basic principle. Therefore some may be disspointed when visiting Fifteen that the food is not more complex. Saying that though the Italians have served fantastic food on the principle of good fresh produce presented simply for thousands of years.
I haven’t been to Fifteen in Melbourne and probably wont as it seems to be a near identical clone of Fifteen in London, even down to the basement location. Scan through reviews of that over the years and you’ll see its an overpriced fad restaurant. There will always be loads of better places for similar money.
November 2nd, 2006 at 7:42 am
Thanks for your thoughts bb. It is a shame that they haven’t learned from their past experience.